Julia's Blog on everything American!!!: 11th August 2011 -- A little gene humor.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

11th August 2011 -- A little gene humor.

What is a gene? According to new data that has been discovered the definition of gene has changed. A gene is a complete chromosomal segment responsible for making a functional product. I must have missed something. Yeah, like a lot of genes because I sure am dysfunctional and so is the majority of society. Therefore, we must be missing some genes in the chemical makeup of our brain. Interesting theory! Would gene therapy help? I am not sure because I do not know what gene therapy is. Is gene therapy where you sit the “little boogers” down on a gene psychiatrist couch and discuss how the parental unit missed something in the copulation exchange of genital fluids? What can I say? Was there a nuclear cytoplasmic explosion causing a thin tare in the membrane lining?

Wait a cotton picking minute. A tare is dealing with a vetch. What the hell is a vetch? Well it is any various herbs of the genus Vicia. I meant to say tear in the membrane lining. Well there is that word genus. You know what a genus is? A genus is a little boy referring to a female “vagina.” What can I say? The XX in the chromosome is a default according to the scientific community. If a Y pops up it is a male. Just like a male to pop something up. Here were go again, blaming a woman for having a genus! Have you ever looked at a “Y” chromosome? The “V” (part of the Y) is the woman and the “I” (the bottom part of the Y) is what the woman needs to watch out for! It will cause her a world of problems, especially on a Saturday night or drinking in the company of a man!

Thinking of the scientific community, I met the kids of this well noted professor/scientist called Interphase, Phrophase, Regulatory, and Wanda482. Well now, I wanted those initials for my only son, “IPRW.” But, my father objected terribly to the entire name. I. Pee Rain Water. Go figure! I was curious about Wanda482 though. The name Wanda482 is not scientific. Well Wanda was a test tube baby. That is why she was round, looked circular, and had a glassy stare.

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